Spy Chimp Hunts for the Double Agent Chimp
Now let’s see here………….
Well Spy Chimp was on to his next assignment
Uncovering double chimp agent!
That’s a big chimping deal
Spy Chimp was determined to prove himself
They didn’t have much to go on
They only suspected that a high ranking chimp spy was working to get chimps out of chimp empire
Possibly relocating them to the Princess Kingdom
They couldn’t have that!
No chimps were allowed to go against royal chimp laws
The double chimp might even be working on behalf of the Princess or the Wizard!
Boss Chimp was very unhappy
Spy Chimp didn’t know how to figure it out
How would he prove it?
Spy chimp thought maybe he should check the offices of other chimps
But that wouldn’t look good to chimp bosses
But Spy Chimp was not known for thinking about what would look good
So he did it anyways
The first chimp office he checked had nothing
The second office had nothing
Except…….
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
SO THAT’S WHO HAD ALL THE STAPLERS
Spy Chimp could never find a stapler for his reports😡
Boss Chimp would hear about this
Spy Chimp had to remind himself to stay focused
The third office had nothing out of the ordinary either
The forth office…..
OOPS
Spy Chimp wasn’t supposed to see that
He would just pretend he didn’t see Chimperson from chimp- accounting dresses like that on his lunch breaks
Spy Chimp loved nanners but that was a bit much
Then Spy Chimp had an idea!
Whoever the spy was probably wasn’t following the chimp laws
And was thinking and considering things outside of their chimp nature
Spy Chimp had a plan………
The next day Spy Chimp left a giant bowl of nanners in the break room
With a BIG SIGN
DO NOT TOUCH, SPECIAL NANNERS TO BE DELIVERED TO GIRL CHIMP SCOUTS
Then Spy Chimp waited to see what happened
Like he expected
Every chimp that came in, looked around and then stole a nanner!
Even the boss chimp!
A true chimp was selfish and wouldn’t be able to control themselves
In fact they’d enjoy stealing a nanner
And after all there was a big bowl of them! Why shouldn’t they?
But then he discovered something!
One of the newer chimps didn’t take a nanner!!!
Not once!
They looked at them and they looked hungry but they never took a nanner
Even after reading the sign!
Boss Chimp took 2 nanners after he read the sign
Stupid girl chimp scouts, nanners are for real chimps
Spy Chimp recognized the chimp who hadn’t taken any nanners
It was none other than Mack Chimperoni!
He was a new chimp and hadn’t even tried to steal a nanner!
For a chimp to go so far against his nature he has to be the double chimp!
Chimperoni was reported to the boss immediately
This made the chimp boss very happy
They found the double chimp!
They didn’t bother asking him why
Chimps don’t care
They just made him go to a different department so he wouldn’t be their problem
And in true chimp fashion didn’t tell them he was a double chimp
And as punishment they took every nanner he had
But Chimperoni would return…. And in the meantime he would continue to try to get decent, nice chimps out of the Chimp Empire
And raise monkey money and chimp bucks for girl chimp scouts
And that’s the story of how Spy Chimp caught double agent chimp!