Spy Chimp Returns to the Chimp Empire
Now let’s see here…………..
Spy Chimp made deal with Princess and Magic Man
He was to take Magic’s wand back to his chimp bosses
It wasn’t Magic Man’s real wand
It was magic
But it had magic to allow them to listen in on chimp bosses
Spy Chimp was on the way back in a chimp car
Princess and the Wizard had a bunch they just sent to junk yard
Lots of sales chimps trying to get them to buy things
So the Spy Chimp was going to hit the road
Make like a nanner and split 😎🐒
Spy Chimp should prooooooobably have his chimp license revoked
He liked nanaritas and driving a bit too much
Spy Chimp eventually made it back to the chimp boss
When Spy Chimp walked in
New boss was contemplating chimp purpose
What did it mean to chimp
What were chimps created for?
Were nanners the most important thing in the world?
Obviously yes
But still, Boss Chimp wondered…..
Then Spy Chimp came in!
He had Magic Man’s wand!!!!!!
😎🐒
Spy Chimp was all smiles
It was a piece of banana cream custard cake
Just break in
Steal wand
Get out
Easy
No Princess shrinking or giant nanners
No getting locked up in the castle dungeon
Definitely no double chimp business
Spy Chimp walked in the room
Boss Chimp couldn’t believe it!!!!
Spy Chimp…
Actually…
Succeeded?!?!?!?
Spy Chimp knew nobody believed in him
He frickin threw that wand down on the table!!
Then there was a flash of light!!!!
🐒🪄✨🐒
🐒🪄✨🍌
UH OH
SPY CHIMP’S BOSS
GOT TURNED INTO
A NANNER?!?!?
Magic Man hadn’t told him it could do that?!?!?!?!!?
Spy Chimp
What are you doing?!?!?
NOOOOOO
SPY CHIMP
OH
MY
CHIMP
SPY CHIMP ATE THE BOSS CHIMP
Spy Chimp couldn’t help himself!
There was a delicious nanner!
It had been a long drive back!
Spy Chimp knew he would be to blame
So he put the wand down on the desk
And pointed it at the boss chimps chair
And then
He set a fire
🔥🐒
Spy Chimp figured
Maybe someone would think that Boss Chimp messed with wand
And it blew him up
😃🐒
Spy Chimp thought that was smart
Then the chimpolice had to investigate
Was this an accident?
Or chimpicide?
Nobody knew what happened
Only Spy Chimp knew
And he knew to keep his chimping mouth shut
The wand stayed in the office
Nobody knew about Boss Chimp’s secret mission
So they thought it was Boss Chimp’s favorite stick or something
Dang it looked like a really nice stick
Probably passed down from Boss Chimp to Boss Chimp
Used for special chimp ceremonies and duties
Or maybe it was for something else…….
The internal chimp review would never find out
But Spy Chimp knew he could never say a chimping word
He might not get royal nanners
Or even regular nanners if he got fired
So Spy Chimp stayed quiet
Eventually they would put in a new chimp boss
And nobody would know
That the special stick the last Boss Chimp left
Was actually a special listening device from the Wizard and the Princess!!!!!!
And that’s the story of how the Spy Chimp got back to the Chimp Empire and kept his cover 😃