Spy Chimp Tries to Steal Magic Man’s Wand
Now let’s see here…………….
Spy Chimp had a big mission
He was going to infiltrate the Princess Kingdom
And STEAL the Wizard’s wand!!!
Spy Chimp had tried once before
And gotten bonked on the head and shaken about by Mittens the tiger cat
Spy Chimp was assigned a driver to get him across the border and into Princess territory
The chimp bosses wanted the Wizard’s wand and magic
They heard you could make nanners with it
Boss Chimp wasn’t happy
He wanted some frickin’ magic nanners
And Spy Chimp was the chimp for the job
Or at least the only chimp available
The chimps hit the road!
They had on disguises
Just in case
Spy Chimp didn’t want to be recognized before he could break in
The driver chimp went along with it
The third chimp was driver chimp instructor
Driver Chimp was new
But gosh dang it he could make a car peel out like a nanner
He was a good driver chimp
The three of them headed for the border of Princess Kingdom
They got across the border and Driver Chimp dropped off Spy Chimp in the forest near the castle
Spy Chimp opted to sneak in the back near the Princess’ royal nanner farm
There were other chimps around so maybe he wouldn’t be recognized
Annnnnnnd it wouldn’t hurt to sample some of the royal nanners in the Princess garden while he was there
For uhhhhh
Research purposes
Yeahhh
Research
Gotta have good chimptel as a chimp spy
So he snuck towards the nanner farms
Hey wait a minute!!!!
WHAT THE CHIMP
THERE WAS A CHIMPING FENCE
There wasn’t a fence before!
How would Spy Chimp get the royal nanners now?
I mean
Complete his mission and steal the Wizard’s wand
Come on Spy Chimp, priorities!
Spy Chimp couldn’t get in!
He couldn’t climb the fence
And no matter how much he tried he couldn’t open the gate
And and
To make things worse
There was a chimp watching him from the other side!
EATING A NANNER THE WHOLE TIME
Spy Chimp couldn’t believe it!
Oh no
Here came Mittens
Spy Chimp thought he was done for
And Winnie the wolfhound was with him!
And the Chimp Sage!
Spy Chimp would get his butt kicked for sure
And then…..
Chimp Sage…..waved at him?
Chimp Sage was taking Mittens and Winnie out for a walk!
He thought Spy Chimp must be a new chimp farmer!
Mittens looked at him suspiciously
But Chimp Sage seemed to think he was oki
So Mittens just licked his mouth hungrily just to be scary
Chimp Sage said he would get the door for him
Thank chimp!
There must have been a key or a magic spell or a…….
Chimp Sage opened the gate
Spy Chimp had been trying to pull it open and it was a push door 😦
The Chimp that had been watching him and eating a nanner laughed and laughed
Spy chimp was upset 😦🐒
But he didn’t show it
He had his chimp pride
What was left of it
He had been pulling on that door for-chimping-ever 😠🐒
Chimp Sage waved and left with Winnie and Mittens for their walk
Spy Chimp was IN
Spy Chimp was just happy the chimp bosses couldn’t see him
First he snuck to the nanner storage
They had a lot of Princess nanners!!!
Spy Chimp noticed there were lots of hard working chimps not stealing any at all!!!!
What the chimp?!?!?!?
What kind of chimps were they?
Not even stealing nanners
All of a sudden some kind of boss chimp brought a bag of nanners out and said it was lunch time!
It was a nanner break!
Did the chimps seriously wait for an actual nanner break to eat nanners?
Wait
These chimps got BREAKS?
A NANNER BREAK?
Spy Chimp hadn’t heard of such a thing before!
He wanted a nanner break!
The nanners were disappearing fast!
There was one left!
Spy Chimp snatched it up!
He needed that nanner!
He was hungry!
And it was important for the uhhhhhh
The mission
Yeah the mission
Spy Chimp headed for the castle
Munching on his nanner
Holy chimp it was an amazing nanner!
This must be the power of the Wizard!!!
He could make amazing nanners
Spy Chimp wondered what else he could do!
Now was his chance to steal the Wizard’s wand!
Boss Chimp would be impressed if he did that!
Spy Chimp found a back door unlocked to the castle!
Chimps were taking crates of nanners from the plantations to a room in the castle
That must be the nanner vault!
Spy Chimp snuck in
Hoping nobody would notice
He wanted a peek at that vault
But there was not a big iron door or a safe
It was a…..kitchen?
It just looked like a fancy kitchen
Spy Chimp followed the other chimps
There was a metal door in the kitchen
That’s where all the nanners went
Oh
My
Chimp
It was a normal door but it opened up to a big room
Big as a chimpball field!
And it was piled high with nanners!
And there was a sign that said magical food storage and stasis!!!
Spy Chimp didn’t know what that meant
But there were so many nanners!
Was the Wizard able to use magic to make sure nanners didn’t go bad?!?!?
Were chimps just building a nanner stockpile?!?!?
If they sent this many nanners to the Chimp Empire it could crash the chimpconomy!!!!
Spy Chimp had to find that wand
He left the kitchen and the worker chimps
He went down a hallway and opened the first door he found
WRONG DOOR
Gosh dang it Spy Chimp
Knock first!
Spy Chimp shut door and kept looking
He found lots of rooms
He found a magical room with beach and rain
He found room that looked like outside on a sunny day
Filled with pretty yellow flowers
Spy Chimp liked them cause he thought they looked like nanners
But they didn’t taste like nanners ☹️🐒
That was disappointing
Why have a whole chimping room just for flowers?!?!?
The Wizard was a weird chimp
Oh right
He wasn’t chimp
He was a human called Magic Man
Spy Chimp kept looking
He found a room with lots of stuffed animals
And a room with lots of pillows
But no room with the Magic Man’s wand!
Eventually he found the Princess’ room!
Spy Chimp carefully opened the door
He had to see if the wand was in there
It was a big bed!
Uh oh
Princess and Magic Man were in it
Oh
They were sleeping
Princess had on her big magical robe
And the Wizard had on his robe too
They were curled up together taking a nap!
Spy Chimp couldn’t believe they were napping when they had a huge room full of nanners downstairs!
But maybe they needed naps to keep all that magic up?
Spy Chimp lucked out
If they were napping he could keep looking for wand
And the Wizard didn’t have it
So it must be in the castle somewhere!
Thank chimp for Wizard and Princess nap time
Spy Chimp quietly shut the door and looked for more rooms
Next door was the Wizard’s room
It had lots of magic stuff
But no wand
It looked like mainly it was storage for magical artifacts and research
He checked the closet
There no chimping wand!
Just a lot of presents for the princess
What the heck was Spy Chimp gonna do with those?
They not wand or nanners
Spy Chimp checked next room
And the next
Eventually he found the study!
There was lots of stuff in there!
There on the table was the Wizards wand!!!!!
Right next to a bunch of boring books on magic
Spy Chimp wasn’t gonna read all that
He was made for adventure and nanners
Not reading
🐒🪄
Spy Chimp had the wand!
All he had to do now was escape!
Spy Chimp couldn’t wait to turn something into a nanner
……Maybe Spy Chimp wouldn’t give the wand to the bosses
Maybe he would use it and be new magic chimp boss
Turn bad chimps into nanners
And institute nanner breaks
But he knew he had to get out first
He went to leave the study
Oh CHIMP
The Wizard and the Princess were up!!!!
They were in the hallway kissing!
Spy Chimp tried to sneak away but he got spotted!
Princess and Magic Man were very angry
They started chasing after Spy Chimp!
Spy Chimp raised the wand
He would turn them into nanners!
Or make them his nanner servants
They would have to bring him nanners whenever he wanted
He would make sure he completed his mission!
They saw that Spy Chimp had the Wizard’s wand!
The wizard jumped in front of the Princess to shield her!
Spy Chimp just tried to imagine nanners and pointed the wand
It wasn’t hard cause nanners were never far from his mind
The Wizard went FLYING down the hall
Like he got smacked by big chimp hand!
That wasn’t what Spy Chimp was trying to do
Uhhhhhhh
Take that Wizard!
Uh oh
Now the Princess was REALLY MAD
She charged down the hallway at Spy Chimp
He pointed the wand at the Princess and tried to imagine nanners again
🐒🪄✨✨✨✨✨
POOF
The Princess was GONE
😦 😦 😦
Spy Chimp didn’t know what happened
Then he felt sharp pain in his toe!!!
YEEOOOOWCH
It was the Princess!!!!!
She was tiny!
And she had stabbed him in the toe!!!!
What the chimp
She was only three inches tall!
Uh oh
She looked very very mad
She was swearing a lot
She kept trying to stab him in the toes!
Spy chimp decided to run for it!
Princess was furious
She was going to have Magic Man transform Spy Chimp into a tiny nanner and squish him
Magic Man and Princess would fix it
And make Princess regular size again
And squish Spy Chimp for sure
Princess was gonna stab as many chimp toes as she could
She was tiny Princess but she was super super mad 😡
How dare Spy Chimp steal the Wizard’s wand
And attack him
And attack the Princess
And use chimping magic on them
And break into their castle?!?! 😡
For once Spy Chimp did the smart thing
He ran!
Maybe he could escape!
Uh oh
Magic Man was back on his feet!
He chased after Spy Chimp!
He scooped up the Princess and carried her as he chased after Spy Chimp
They looked super mad
Spy Chimp made it to the gate again!
What the chimp?!?!?
The gate wouldn’t open
Then Spy Chimp remembered
It was push door!
He kept pushing in the door but it wouldn’t move!!!!
He pushed and he pushed
But it wouldn’t budge!
The Princess and the Wizard caught up to him
Spy Chimp kept pushing
Had the Wizard locked the gate?
Did he cast magic without his wand?!?!?
Princess was riding on the Magic Man’s shoulder
And pointed right at Spy Chimp and cast magic with his bare hands!
He used magic to make the wand hot in his hands
YEEEOOUUCCHHH
Spy chimp dropped the wand and tried to push as hard as he could!!!
Wizard walked right up to Spy Chimp and punched him in the face!
Then gave him big bonk on the head and knocked him out!
The Princess couldn’t stop laughing
Spy Chimp looked so dumb
He had kept pushing on the door
You had to pull to open it!
Spy Chimp forgot that you pull from one side and push from the other
He thought it was a push door but he was on the other side this time!
All the other chimps that saw laughed and laughed
The Wizard got his wand back
He cast spell on Spy Chimp and sent him to the dungeons in the castle
Spy Chimp was going to be there a long time
And the Princess and the Wizard would pick his punishment
Spy Chimp wasn’t going to get away with breaking into the Princess’ castle and stealing things and using magic on the Princess
Chimp didn’t know how to use magic
Princess used her magic pink butterfly wings to fly
She had so much light and sparkle from the wings she looked like a fairy
The Princess and the Wizard went back inside to see if they could reverse the spell
The wizard cast a spell to undo the shrinking!
But it didn’t work 😦
The Wizard cast a spell to undo the magic cast by Spy Chimp
Nothing happened ☹️
The Princess began to worry she was going to be stuck!
She might stay tiny forever!
The Wizard told her not to worry he would fix it
He used magic powers to detect what kind of magic the chimp had accidentally cast
What the chimp
He had cast a hex!
That’s not easy magic for a chimp
Luckily the Wizard knew exactly what to do
To counter a hex like that you had to have the counter spell
He knew it would be easiest on the Princess to put the spell into a potion
The Wizard brought the princess to the study and ground up some magic herbs
Then he added some magic dust
Then he mixed it up into a potion for the princess
The Princess was only 3 inches tall though!
She couldn’t drink all that!
That was like asking her to drink a bath tub!
The Wizard shrunk down the potion
And then he shrunk down himself!
He wanted to keep the Princess company
The Princess drank the potion
She felt much better already!
But she wasn’t normal size yet 😦
What the chimp?
The Wizard explained that once you get rid of a hex it has to wear off
So she would get bigger as it wore off until everything was back to normal
The Princess already felt like she was getting bigger!
The Wizard held her hand and gave her a big kiss and told her he would hold her hand for as long as it took
They went back to the bedroom and laid down together
The Princess was tired again already
Growing bigger was tough work!
She was already half an inch taller!
At least the Princess had her magic robe and her magic wings and her Magic Man by her side
Then Chitten popped his head up
Nap time again?
Chitten was way bigger than them now
But the three of them curled up in the bed and took another nap
It was a great day for naps
Spy Chimp was out cold in the dungeon
Dreaming of magic nanners
The Princess and the Wizard grew bigger as they slept
And Chitten moved around for best napping position so he stayed warm and didn’t get squished
And that’s the story of how the Spy Chimp almost stole the Wizard’s wand!