The Warrior Princess Fights the Chimpanzians

A long time ago

There was a Princess!

She was also a great warrior!

She was quick, and strong, smart, and beautiful

And she used her wits to beat the enemies of the kingdom back

Her kingdom fought with another kingdom and another species

They were known as the Chimpanzians

They were big, and mischievous

And they loved stealing things

Princess wouldn’t allow that!!!

So she challenged the Chimpanzians to trial by combat

And said let them send their strongest chimps, they can’t beat me!

And the Chimpanzians assembled an army to try and beat her

They had big towering Chimpions

Tiny little chimp imps

And the dumb chimp chumps

The little chimp imps got SQUISHED under the mighty Princess’ armored foot

The big towering Chimpions were bested by her superior strength and skill

And the dumb chimp chumps were fooled into attacking each other because the princess told them that whoever killed the most chimps would get a banana

So the princess had defeated every chimp that stood against her

And the ones that managed to stay alive were ordered to receive a spanking until their butts glowed red!

They ran off into the forest, leaving Smokey butt clouds as they went

And the Princess was able to relax in her castle, safe from and chimpiness, and sleep soundly

The end