Spy Chimp gets His New Boss A Nanner Phone
Now let’s see here………….
Now before Spy Chimp ended up in Princess’ prison
He got a mission from his new chimp boss
He had to fix the boss’ phone!
How else would he make important chimp calls
Chimp had to fix his boss’ nanner phone
His new boss was very grumpy
Boss Chimp said he better fix the banana phone or else
So he went to the store
Spy Chimp got lots of money from his boss to fix the phone
He got chimperment moneys
He had a budget for things like this
Spy Chimp went to the store
He had to see if they had a new nanner phone
What the chimp?!?!?
Frickin’ chimp store didn’t have nanner phones
They only had apple phones
🙄🐒
Who the chimp wants an apple phone?!?!
The antenna is super small
Oh what the chimp
A new apple phone is $1,600 chimp bucks?!?!?
Boss didn’t want a frickin’ apple
He wanted a nanner phone
Spy Chimp went to the next store
They had something called a Window’s phone
What the chimp
You can’t even eat a window
What kind of chimping nanner phone store was this?!?
Spy Chimp went back to Boss Chimp and told him they didn’t have any nanner phones
Only apple phones
Boss Chimp was very annoyed
What the heck did he pay Spy Chimp for?!?!?
Spy Chimp was supposed to go to TECHIMP SUPPORT
Nanner phones were for chimp government use ONLY
OF COURSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANY AT THE STORE
AND WHO THE FRICK WOULD EVEN WANT AN APPLE PHONE
He got paid the big chimp bucks!!!!
Chimp went down to chimp tech support
He had to make sure he got nanner phone for the boss
He opened the door to the nanner scientists
Oh
Uhhhh
Oops
Look like this was the nap room
Oops
Hey wait a minute
Chimps don’t get nap breaks!!!!!
This was the right room!
Dang chimp support was taking a nap!
Spy Chimp wanted a nap break too
But then he knew Boss Chimp would get extra cranky cause no nanner phone
Spy Chimp didn’t like it when boss got cranky
He demanded that chimp support give him a new nanner phone for the boss!
Chimp Support asked for a bribe!
What the heck?!?
The chimp wants money?
Spy Chimp remembered the moneys boss gave him
He gave him some of the money
Support Chimp seemed satisfied
He opened big drawer that was full of nanner phones
And gave Spy Chimp one of them
Oh thank chimp
Spy chimp had been running around all day
He was hungry!
Man he couldn’t believe support chimps got a whole room full of nanners
Maybe that’s why he only wanted moneys
Now that hit the spot
That was a tasty nanner
Kinda crunchy though
Oki now where’s phone?
Support Chimp couldn’t believe it
Spy Chimp had eaten a nanner phone!!!
What the heck Spy Chimp!!!!
That was the phone for the boss!!!!
🙄🐒
Tech Support Chimp gave him another and told him to deliver it to the boss
No eating it
Oh
Spy Chimp thought that nanner tasted funny
But he wasn’t going to turn down a free nanner
Spy Chimp took the nanner phone back to the boss chimp
Boss Chimp was very unhappy
He had to wait all day!
Well well well
Where had Spy Chimp been all day?!?
All the boss had wanted was a new nanner phone!
Spy Chimp grabbed nanner phone out of bag
And handed it to the Boss Chimp
Boss Chimp said it was perfect!
The peel was green
That meant the nanner phone and battery were new
Boss chimp old phone was all brown and had lots of spots on it
No good for making calls
Not even good enough to eat!
This was just what Boss Chimp needed
Boss Chimp gave Spy Chimp a nanner from his drawer
Spy Chimp had gotten him a good nanner phone
Spy chimp did good?!? 😃
🍌🐒
He happily munched his nanner
🐒
Dang that was gone fast
Spy Chimp was hungry
Boss Chimp then told Spy Chimp he had super secret mission for him
It might be impossible
But it was up to his best chimp agent
Who was apparently out sick with monkey pox
So instead it fell to Spy Chimp
What was it with all the cases of monkey pox any time there was a nanner festival?!?!? 🤔🐒
The chimp world may never know
But the Spy Chimps next mission……
Was to steal the Wizard’s wand!
It was a chimpossible mission
….buuuut
We know how that went
And that’s the story of how Spy Chimp got the boss a new nanner phone