Spy Chimp’s Punishment
Now let’s see here………………………..
Spy Chimp had been very bad
He had tried to break into the Princess’ castle and steal the Wizard’s wand!
And he had exploded the Wizard and shrunk the Princess!
The Princess had been fixed back to normal
And the castle was safe
Spy Chimp had been thrown in the dungeon
Chimps didn’t do well in prison
There were no nanners here!
Spy Chimp tried everything but couldn’t get out!
He got bare minimum prison rations
The Princess and the Wizard were very mad with the chimp
They tried to figure out a good punishment for him
The two of them decided to do a series of punishments
The chimp didn’t deserve to just be turned into a nanner
Or get catapulted back into Chimp Empire
Then he would just go back to chimping more
He might even try to break into castle again
First thing they did was ask for other loyal Princess subjects for ideas of just punishments
The loyal Chimp Embassy and nanner farmers said that he should be catapulted or stay in prison forever
But then he would have to be fed all the time
And that would be a pain in the butt
Then they asked Lucy the guineabear
Lucy didn’t like chimps trying to hurt the Princess or her Magic Man
She wanted to take her sharp teefs and chomp the chimps tail
And sit on him and squish him
Then maybe he learn not to try to steal from the Princess and Magic Man
Then they asked Winnie
Winnie didn’t like chimps messing with them either
That his mom and dad!
Winnie wanted to use the chimp as a chew toy
Then they asked Mittens the tiger
Mittens wanted to use chimp as a scratching post
Mittens thought bad chimps make funny noises when they were scratching posts
Then they asked Chimp Sage
Chimp Sage was meditating in royal gardens
Chimp Sage knew about spy chimp
He felt bad he opened the gate for him
Cause Spy Chimp couldn’t figure out it was a push instead of pull
But Princess and Magic Man didn’t blame him
He just thought he was being helpful to a new chimp farmer
Chimp Sage thought that he should receive punishment equal to the crimes committed
Princess and Magic Man wanted to hear more
Chimp Sage explained that maybe Spy Chimp would understand if he felt what the Princess and the Wizard felt
So the Princess and the Wizard began thinking of a plan to punish the spy chimp
The next day they went down to the dungeon
The Princess was finally back to normal size
The first thing they did was explain to the Spy Chimp that he had been bad and tried to steal and had hurt them
Spy Chimp didn’t care
It was just a job!
And he had been denied nanners!
So first they offered him a nanner
He Wizard enchanted the nanner to disappear the second the chimp tried to eat it
Spy Chimp was horrified!!!
How could they do such a thing?!?
That was so
So
So chimp!!!!
What the CHIMP
Now they had the Spy Chimp’s attention
The Wizard explained that he had tried to take something from them
So they wanted him to know what it felt like
Spy Chimp was mad as heck
He wanted that dang nanner
And all he had done was steal a wand!
It’s not like the Wizard even needed it
He could cast magic without it!
Spy Chimp didn’t have an endless supply of nanners
But Spy Chimp understood
Wizard wand was like a nanner
He didn’t like his nanners getting taken!!!
That was super chimpy
Hmm
Next the Princess took the wand
She did a spell!
The Wizard had been teaching her some magic!
All of a sudden the Spy Chimp felt weird
He looked around
Everything was bigger!!!!!
😦
Had they made the prison even bigger?!?!?
Spy Chimp would never get out now
WAIT
THE PRISON WASN’T BIGGER
SPY CHIMP WAS SMALLER
The Princess had shrunk the chimp!!!
He he started running!
He was so tiny he could fit through the bars!
Spy Chimp couldn’t get anywhere!
He was tiny!
His legs were so small that he couldn’t run as fast
And his chimping arms were so tiny he couldn’t even reach anything
He couldn’t run
He couldn’t climb
He couldn’t
Oh my chimp
Spy Chimp wouldn’t be able to peel nanners!!!!!
They would be too big!!!!
His hands couldn’t get a grip on a nanner at all if he was this size
Spy Chimp couldn’t believe he had been shrunk
He wasn’t Spy Chimp sized anymore
He was a tiny chimp
What the chimp!
He had to figure out a way to undo it!!!!
Then POOF
Spy Chimp was back in the dungeon!
This time it was the right size
But Spy Chimp was still tiny!
Then the Princess and the Wizard explained the rest of his punishment
Spy Chimp would be unshrunk one of two ways
The first way was over time
Spy Chimp would get better food to help him feel better as he got bigger
But there would be more punishments until he unshrunk as part of his prison sentence
Or
Spy Chimp could become a double agent chimp
Go back to the Chimp Empire and work for the Princess and the Wizard
Collect chimptel on chimperment and the Chimp Empire and the Chimp Queen
Sabotage the chimp spies
Be the double chimp in the Nanner Security Agency
Spy Chimp had to think about it
He asked if he could have a nanner while he thought
The Wizard said no nanners
But the Princess said yes
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Finally Spy Chimp had a nanner again
It had been DAYS WITH NO NANNERS
HAHA
PRINCESS HAD TRICKED THE SPY CHIMP AGAIN
He got tricked!
Spy Chimp couldn’t believe it!!!
The Princess said sorry
Then offered him another nanner
The enchanted nanner disappeared AGAIN
EVERY TIME HE TRIED TO EAT THE NANNER IT JUST DISAPPEARED
WHAT THE CHIMP?!?!?
The Wizard had taught the Princess well
She enjoyed Pranking the chimp
He made funny noise when his nanners disappeared
Finally they left Spy Chimp with one regular sized banana
No magic
No tricks
They wanted to make it clear that if Spy Chimp accepted their offer
There would be lots of nanners for him in the future
Spy Chimp was amazed
It was a regular sized nanner
Maybe even a big one
But Spy Chimp was only 3 inches tall!!!
THE NANNER WAS BIGGER THAN HIM
IT WAS HUGE
Spy Chimp wished every nanner was this big!!!!!
If only the boss chimps could see him now
Well
Not the part where he was tiny and in prison
That wouldn’t be good
But imagine if they could see him with a nanner that was 2 or even 3 times bigger than him?!?!?
They would be so envious
The boss chimps could only DREAM of making nanners this big
Oh right
Spy Chimp was just small
Although…….. Spy Chimp wished he could shrink his bosses sometimes
Then he could squish them
On the other hand he did like the steady income of chimp bucks and nanners
Spy Chimp had a lot to think about……..