Princess and Magic Man vs. the Chimp Car Saleschimps

Now let’s see here…………

In the Princess and Magic Man Kingdom

The Princess and the Wizard were training to fight the evil Chimp Empire Chimps

The Princess was practicing flying with her magical faerie wings and shaping her magical metal bracelet into different weapons

The Wizard was practicing his magic and casting different spells and reading from his magical tomes

When they heard a knocking at the door!

They went to see who it was

It was a chimp!

The chimp told the Princess and the Wizard that he was a salesman

He sold chimp cars made in the Chimp Empire

And he sold chimp extended warranties

Princess and the Wizard told the chimp they weren’t interested in any chimp cars or extended warranties

The chimp kept trying to sell them a chimp car

Or show them the extended warranty paperwork

Princess and Magic Man kept telling the chimp no

And told him that they didn’t want a chimp car or an extended warranty

They told the chimp to please leave them alone and try selling somewhere else

The chimp salesman said that was fine

Princess and the Wizard shut the door and turned around

When they heard more knocking at the door!

It was the same chimp!

He asked if they had changed their mind yet

The Princess and the Wizard had just told him no!

They said they hadn’t and kindly asked the chimp to please leave

But the chimp kept trying to sell them on chimp products

So Princess and Magic Man shut and locked the door and hoped he would go away

But he didn’t

He kept knocking on the door

Eventually Princess and Magic Man told the chimp if he didn’t leave they would kick his chimp butt off the property

The chimp went back to his chimp car and threw the pile of extended warranties in the back

When the car suddenly began to move!

Look out chimp!

SQUISH

Oh my chimp

The chimp had gotten run over by his own chimp car!

The Wizard used his magic to heal the chimp and put him back in the car and the chimp drove away

The next day……..

Multiple chimps showed up!

They all wanted to show them chimp cars and extended warranties

The chimps swore the cars were good!

But the Princess and the Wizard knew better

Anything made by the Chimp Empire was bound to be chimpy and not work very good and break a lot

The chimps said the extended warranties were great!

But Princess and Magic Man didn’t have a car and didn’t want a warranty

And the chimp warranties had rates of 700%!!!

That was too chimping high!

After several days of not being left alone, Princess and the Wizard told the chimps to go away or they were going to kick their butts!

But the chimps had been sent by the Chimp Queen in the Chimp Empire to chimp on Princess and Magic Man

And keep pushing extended warranties and chimp cars and be annoying and chimpy!

They would keep knocking at the door

And drive their chimp cars by loudly

Even at night!

The Princess and the Wizard weren’t going to put up with this chimpery!

The Wizard gave the Chimps a final warning…….

But the chimps didn’t leave

They were here to chimp and here to stay!

The Wizard raised his hand and cast some magic

And turned some of the chimps into nanners!

The chimps started to run!

But there were also nanners on the ground…….

The chimps began eating the nanners as they ran away!

The Princess flew up into the air and began attacking the chimps from above with her magical metal bracelet

She transformed it into a sword and swung left and right and skewered chimps from above

And she transformed it into a giant hammer and bonked chimps on the head as she flew

BONK

BONK BONK

BONK BONK BONK

The Wizard began to launch the saleschimps into the air and sent them flying all the way back to the Chimp Empire!

And launched their chimp cars into the air after them!

Some of the chimp cars had the saleschimps still inside them!

They landed back in the Chimp Empire with a

CRUNCH

Eventually all the chimps had been defeated or turned into nanners and munched by other chimps or flung back to the Chimp Empire

The Princess and the Wizard could finally relax in peace and quiet

Free from chimpery and saleschimps

And that’s the story of how the Princess and the Wizard first fought the Chimp Empire’s saleschimps!