Spy Chimp Discovers an Illegal Nanner Trafficking Ring!
Now let’s see here…………..
In the Chimp Empire
Boss Chimp found out that someone had been stealing the royal nanners!
Which is chimp nature
But not the royal nanners!
That was a crime punishable by death!
Or magical de-chimpification
Rumor had it that they would turn you into a nanner
And then
Eat you in front of your family!
It’s a huge punishment in Chimp Empire
But the chimps were terrified of the royal chimps
They ruled through fear and cruelty and ultimate chimpiness
So the boss chimp called up his best agent
That agent was busy
And so was the next one
And a bunch of others
But then he got to Spy Chimp!
Spy chimp was available
Spy Chimp reported to the boss!
The boss told him what was going on!
He had to find out who was taking those royal bananas!
Spy Chimp was too busy day dreaming about nanners
Got it boss! Steal the royal nanners!
Boss Chimp wasn’t amused 😡🐒
NO SPY CHIMP
WE ARE FINDING THE THIEVES!
Spy Chimp didn’t know where to start
But he went and talked to the royal nanner tenders
And the royal nanner tasters
And the royal Bananarama organizers
Bananarama was a big chimp party where the royals sampled all the best nanners
Spy Chimp wondered what a nanner party looked like…….
FOCUS SPY CHIMP!
He had to find the nanner thieves
He found where the nanners were missing from
And he decided he would hide in a crate and try and catch the thief in the act
Spy Chimp hid in a crate of royal nanners
He was a chimp on a mission
A chimpossible mission
A mission that would have preferably gone to a better more qualified chimp
But there he was and Spy Chimp was going to find the culprits
Spy chimp sat with his notepad watching everyone come and go
He waited for a long time
Hoping someone would come to his box and try to steal nanners
Uh oh
Spy Chimp was getting hungry……..
And those royal nanners were looking awfully tasty
Maybe nobody would notice if he just had a nibble…..
No!
Spy Chimp was better than that
He was a frickin chimp agent
He could be on a mountain of nanners and follow orders
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🐒
It didn’t matter how many there were
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🐒
Or how delicious they were
🍌🍌🍌🐒
Or if they were royal nanners
🍌🐒
Spy Chimp would never eat them!
🐒
Oh
Oops
Spy Chimp realized what he had done!!!
He would be fired!
His agent status revoked!
His chimp existence ended!
Spy Chimp could explain!
He didn’t mean to!
He was just hungry
And and and
Trying to get inside the head of a criminal!
Actually it wasn’t even Spy Chimp!
He had collected those nanner peels as……
EVIDENCE
YEAH EVIDENCE
it was those nanner stealers
Trying to frame Spy Chimp
Spy Chimp got ready to find out who was stealing nanners
But he had eaten so many
And he was sleepy
And
And
Spy Chimp woke up and the whole crate was moving!
He was on a cart!
He was still hidden in the nanner box!
Clearly someone had no idea he was inside
And they were trying to steal royal nanners!
Spy Chimp would show them!
If he could
Get
Out
Of
The
Box
……………………….
Spy Chimp couldn’t get out of the box
😦🐒
Spy Chimp had to wait until the box was stopped
And then he managed to pop one of the sides open with his special agent nanner knife! (Patent pending)
They don’t use it for nanners but they thought it sounded cool
He fell out of the box
There were royal nanner peels all over the floor
And on his head
Spy Chimp had a job to do
Catch the chimp who was stealing the royal nanners
Find out who had eaten all of those nanners in that box
That he had just come out of
That were totally eaten before he got there……
The criminal would be brought to justice!
Spy Chimp found the culprits in the next room!
Counting nanners
He couldn’t see all of them
But he recognized one of them!
It was the chimp crime boss Al Chimpone!
He sat there like a fat orangutan counting the nanners
Spy Chimp knew he had to get evidence back to the boss!
He swung into action, grabbing a rope hanging from the ceiling
And swung down across the table and stole Al Chimpone’s hat!
Everyone knew that hat!
If Spy Chimp brought it back it would prove it!
Spy Chimp ran for the door!
Al Chimpone and his goons chased after him!
The other criminals Spy Chimp didn’t recognize had disappeared!
Spy Chimp didn’t know where to go!
He ran back down the way he came
Past the crate of royal nanner peels
And found a door with a ladder he could escape through!
Spy Chimp almost got caught!!!!
But the royal nanner peels all over the ground made Al Chimpone and his goons trip and slip and slide and fall and
BANG
They were all in a heap on the floor!
Spy Chimp escaped!
And made it back to his boss
Nanner and hat in hand!
He told the boss about everything and why he had seen and the chimp boss Al Chimpone had eaten an entire crate of royal nanners!
It was definitely them!
Who else would stoop so low!?!?!?
The boss commended Spy Chimp on a job well done!
He was surprised how well he had done!
And told Spy Chimp he might even get a promotion!
And that’s the story of how Spy Chimp stumbled on a nanner trafficking ring and busted Al Chimpone!