Spy Chimp Gets a Commendation and a New Mission

Now let’s see here…………….

When Spy Chimp squished his boss and saved the chimperment at Bananarama

They had to keep it all hushed

But Spy Chimp was still set to receive a commendation

They wanted to award him the golden nanner

Highest award for an agent of the NSA

The Nanner Security Agency

For outstanding service

For a chimp who went above and beyond the call of chimpery

They invited Spy Chimp to the agency headquarters to receive the golden nanner

And shake hands with the Prime Chimpister

Spy Chimp was nervous!

He hadn’t met the Prime Chimpister before!

And he didn’t want anyone to know it had been an accident

Or he had been faking having monkey pox

But he went anyways

He put on his best suit for the occasion

WRONG SUIT

THAT’S NOT THE ONE

THAT’S THE BANANARAMA SUIT

Spy Chimp tried to find the right suit

There we go!

That’s more fancy for the occasion and Spy Chimp had a nanner cigar for the moment

It was a special cigar made from nanner leaves you smoked for fancy events

He didn’t like them but he heard they were fancy so he got one anyways

Gotta impress the big chimps

He went to the Chimp House

The Chamber of Nanners

The Hall of Great Chimps

And paid respect at the Tomb of the Forgotten Chimp

Before he went to the headquarters of the NSA

He even wore his special banana underwear for the occasion

He pulled up at the office and asked for the big head Chimp Spy General

The secretary chimp told him it was the last door on the left

Spy Chimp went down there and opened the door

Uh oh

Was it right or left?

Oh well Spy Chimp was paid to act not to think

He opened the door

HEY

GET OUT OF HERE SPY CHIMP

WRONG DOOR

THIS ROOM OCCUPIED

Spy Chimp was embarrassed 😳🐒

He picked the wrong door

He opened the other door

It was Chimp Spy General!

There with a special nanner meal

And fancy spring water

He invited Spy Chimp to sit down

Spy Chimp was nervous

Chimp Spy General told spy chimp he did an amazing job saving the chimperment

Better than they expected of a chimp of his…..chimp caliber

He was a chimp’s chimp alright

A true secret nanner agent

They might even consider him for the Chimp Intelligence Agency!!!

The CIA!

That was a big deal

The Chimp Spy General handed Spy Chimp his commendation

The Golden Nanner award!

And like all nanners Spy Chimp found it a-peel-ing

Spy Chimp tried to eat it

CRUNCH

OWWWWWWWWW

SPY CHIMP

THAT’S AN AWARD

IT’S MADE OF METAL

ITS NOT A NANNER MEANT FOR EATING

Spy Chimp was a little disappointed it was made of metal and not for eating.

The Chimp Spy General shook his head

It wasn’t the first time he had seen a chimp get excited by a shiny nanner

At least Spy Chimp hadn’t broken any teeth

Spy Chimp asked what else he should be doing

Chimp Spy General said that they would be replacing the boss soon

And he wanted the Spy Chimp to be his informant

His inside chimp

Let him know how the agency was going

Spy Chimp thought about it

That was a big deal

And reporting on the new chimp boss

He might get in trouble

Chimp Spy General said he would pay Spy Chimp in nanners……

Spy Chimp was SOLD

Now that’s how you make a deal!!!!’

Spy Chimp was gonna be the best information ever

Chimp Spy General told him it was “informant”

Spy Chimp said “Yeah yeah, how many nanners?”

Spy Chimp was all about business

Chimp Spy General could respect that

He promised an extra nanner per month

Plus a nanner for good reporting and behavior

Spy Chimp could only dream of that many nanners !!!!!!!

He was more than happy to tell them anything they wanted to know!

They told him something about a raise in chimp bucks

But Spy Chimp wasn’t listening

He only cares about nanners

Spy Chimp was given one last task by the general

Spy chimp was to carry out his orders like normal

And if the opportunity came

Steal nanners and any magic or magic items from the Princess Kingdom’s royal wizard Magic Man!!!!!

Spy Chimp couldn’t believe it!!!!

Not AGAIN

HIS BUTT STILL HURT FROM WHEN THEY KICKED IT LAST TIME

But Spy Chimp thought about all the potential nanners and agreed

He would try to steal something magical for the chimp bosses

And get extra nanners

And move up the Nanner Security Agency ladder

And get paid and eat even more nanners!

I mean…….

Secure them and protect the Chimperment

Yeah… totally

Chimp Spy General also told him to make sure he worked on his manners

Manners?

Is that like nanners?

Spy Chimp wanted to try eating a manners

Chimp Spy General smacked him

He had to learn good MANNERS

Like not throwing nanner peels out the window when he was driving

That not good nanner manners

They would have to send him off to nanner manner school if he kept that up

Spy Chimp wasn’t sure what that was

But he didn’t like school

They said no nanners in class all the time

That was simply too cruel

But Spy Chimp accepted his new mission

He would report on new his new chimp boss

And if he could he could steal nanners or magic artifacts from the Wizard and the Princess!!!!

The Spy Chimp was dismissed

He left the office and went to leave the building

WRONG DOOR AGAIN

GOSH DANG IT SPY CHIMP

THAT’S NOT THE EXIT

Spy Chimp shut the door and ran for the exit

He just wanted to go home and eat his nanners

But he remembered his new mission

And if he found magic or magic items or special nanners he would get even more nanners

So Spy Chimp began plotting his next big mission……

Spy Chimp was plotting and planning

And eating lots of nanners for brain food

He was not gonna get caught again

He still not sure what manners are

He think Chimp Spy General hiding something from him

He think they some kind of nanner

And that’s the story of how Spy Chimp got his commendation and extra nanners for saving the chimperment