The Princess Steals the Wizard’s Clothes
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The Princess and the Wizard had been together a while
The two of them had many adventures
And had kicked chimp butt many times over
But they also wanted to make sure they had time for fun and relaxation
One afternoon the Princess thought it was time to play another trick on the Wizard
She thought that making lots of guineabear dolls out of Lucy’s fur and hiding them everywhere was a great prank!
It had to be something good like that!
The Princess thought long and hard
Lucy the guineabear didn’t have any ideas
She wanted more belly rubs though
Mittens the tiger had some ideas
But the Princess thought that turning the Wizard into a mouse was not very nice
Mittens could be a grumpy tiger kitty sometimes
But Mittens changed his mind after he got food
Finally the Princess decided that she would think better if she went out for a while
She felt her magic ring glow and her skin tingled as she started flying with her magical pink butterfly wings!
She soared over the castle and looked out at the land
She flew over the trees and the water and let her fingers drag along the water
She found a good tree overlooking the castle and flew to the top and sat on the top of the tree
As she was looking at the castle she had an idea!
She waited until the Wizard went to sleep
Then she crept into his study and took his robe
And she turned on her ring and flew to the top of the tree
And left it hanging by the hood at the very top!
She laughed and laughed
The wizard wouldn’t be able to figure out where his robe had gone!
Then she thought that maybe she should do more things!
She flew back into the room as quiet as she could
Then she took his shirt and put it next to the robe on top of the tree!
Then his pants!
The Princess thought there should be even more!
She took his wizard hat and flew it to the top of the castle and put it on top!
Then she grabbed his socks and hung them on the chandeliers in the castle!
Then she stole the Wizard’s underwear and flew them up to the tops of the other trees!
The Princess couldn’t stop smiling at the thought of the Wizard waking up and seeing where all his stuff went
She waited until the Magic Man woke up and flew outside his window, careful not let the Wizard see her
The Wizard woke up and went to put on his robe and pants and noticed that they were gone!
Then he went to find his other pants or shirts and noticed they were all gone!
He couldn’t even find socks!!!
Then the Wizard started looking through the whole room
His socks and underwear were gone too!!!
All the Wizard had were the clothes he had been sleeping in!!!
Then he went to the study and found there was no wizard hat either!
The Wizard had to find the princess!
What if the castle had been broken into?!?!?
Had a chimp taken their clothes and powerful artifacts???
Had they taken the Princess!!!!!?????
The Wizard began looking through the whole castle!
Yelling for the Princess
The Princess flew from window to window watching and listening
And buried her face in her magic cloak laughing so the Wizard wouldn’t hear her
He walked right under the chandeliers with his socks hanging off them
So busy looking for the Princess he didn’t even look up!
The Wizard came outside the castle wearing nothing but his underwear looking for the princess
The Princess burst into laughter at the Wizard wearing almost nothing calling out for her
The Princess flew around the back of the castle and sneaked in the back
Then walked up to the Wizard like nothing had happened
With Wizard was so happy to see the princess!!!
He asked if she was oki and if someone had broken into the castle
The Princess looked puzzled and pretended like she had no idea what he was talking about!
Then she asked why the Wizard was only wearing his underwear and yelling for her!
Why was the Wizard acting so weird!!!
The Wizard tried to explain everything but the Princess couldn’t help laughing even harder
She asked him what the heck he was talking about!
His underwear was gone!?!?
He was wearing some already!!!
The Princess walked past the Wizard trying to not laugh even harder and decided it was time to fly again
She turned on her wings and flew up so the Wizard was looking right at her, and the his clothes flying from the trees were right behind her
The Wizard still didn’t notice!
He was trying to get the Princess to come down and explain that all his clothes were gone!
Eventually the Wizard saw the multicolored clothes hanging from the tops of the trees behind the princess!
Then the Wizard realized why the Princess was laughing so hard!!!!!
He had Been PRANKED AGAIN
He couldn’t believe he had fallen for it!
The Wizard used his own magic to fly up to the tops of the trees and gather up all his clothes
Then he noticed
HEY
His wizard hat was flying at the top of the castle!!!
Then he grabbed the rest of his clothes and flew back down to the Princess
She was still laughing so hard she could barely speak
All the Wizard could make out was
I……..
Got……..
You……..
SO GOOD
the Wizard couldn’t believe he’d fallen for it!
Then the Wizard took his clothes and went inside
Then as he walked in a sock fell on top of his shoulder!
The Wizard looked up and saw that every candle and handle on the chandelier was covered in his socks!
PRINCESSSSSSSSSSS
At this point the Princess was rolling on the ground laughing!
The Wizard used magic to fly the rest of his clothes down
Then he took his stuff back to the room and put it back
Then he came back to the Princess smiling
Then he smiled too
She HAD gotten him good
And it was pretty funny
He gave her a big hug and a kiss and told her that she had done a pretty funny prank
And he was definitely going to get her back with a good prank of his own
And that’s the story of how the Princess pranked Magic Man by stealing and hiding all his clothes