The Princess’ Secret Curse
After the Wizard met the Princess, he spent lots of time with her
Sometimes he laid in bed with her and kept her warm and made her feel safe
Well after the Princess had a chance to rest, she confessed to the Wizard that she had a problem she needed help with
She had been cursed by a witch!
For years the Princess had been fighting off hordes of monster chimps, attacking her kingdom and her castle
She was an amazing warrior princess
She could charge through the battlefield, slapping chimps and kicking chimp booty
She could impale them on her sword like a kebab and send them flying through the sky on great catapults
But a witch was jealous of the Princess, and was mean and evil, and it was the witch that sent the chimps to attack the Princess in her castle!
But the witch grew so furious with the Princess beating up all the chimps that she put a curse on her, so that she would be too tired to fight chimps
The Princess told the Wizard all of this, and he listened patiently
The Wizard knew just what to do!
He told her that he would need to make her feel better and that the curse would get weaker
And that he would look for magical artifacts to break the curse entirely
So first he found out that the Princess was cold and wanted a cloak
So he made her a magical blanket she could wear like a cloak
It was made with love and would always keep her warm
Next he asked the Princess what would make her feel better
And she said she was hungry
So the Wizard conjured up food for the Princess!
There were roasted veggies and exotic fruits, roasted with fire magic and grown and washed with pure magical water
The Princess was feeling even better! She was super hungry and magical food from the Wizard made her feel better
Then the Wizard asked the Princess what else would help
And she said that she would feel better if she could have a magical way to contact the Wizard, any time she wanted to
So the Wizard summoned an enchanted mirror!
Any time the Princess used it, she could see her Wizard and talk to him
And she could also get messages from the Wizard, so she would always know he was there
Sometimes she and the Wizard would turn on their magic mirror just to say hi to each other
The Princess felt even better, she knew her Wizard would do everything he could to make her feel better
The Princess began to feel better, but she knew she wouldn’t be completely cured until she could fight chimps and kick witch butt like she did before
So she gathered her strength and got ready for an expedition!
She was going to find powerful weapons and magic and destroy the curse, fight the chimps and kill the witch by any means necessary
But she knew that sleeping was one of the best ways to make sure the curse wasn’t as strong
So she laid down in bed and closed her eyes
And when she looked at her magic mirror she knew her Wizard was there and thinking about her
And when she felt her magic cloak she felt like the Wizard was holding her
And she felt even better when she felt the Wizard next to her in bed
Using his magic to keep her warm and help her relax, and making her feel better
She told the Wizard about her plan, and the Wizard vowed that no matter what he would help her on her quest to defeat the curse and the witch wouldn’t be able to hurt her or anyone else ever again
So she relaxed and cuddled close to the Wizard, and tried to sleep and feel better, knowing that the two of them could defeat any evil and dispel any curse, and that they would be at each other’s side no matter what