The Story of How Princess and Lucy the Guineabear Pranked the Wizard
While the Wizard was out gathering herbs and artifacts and doing research
The Princess had many princess things to do like training and taking care of the castle and royal animals
One of the things she did was make sure Lucy had a good bed and room, and that she had plenty of grooming
Lucy the guineabear loved being petted and brushed
And so did the Princess!
They both loved it a lot
The Princess was super nice and gave Lucy belly rubs and brushes
‘Cause she had no hands
But when she brushed the guineabear she ended up with all this extra fur!
Some of the guineabear fur was used for beds, or pillows, because it was so soft
The Princess had so much fur that she had people sell it and package it
But guineabears have lots of fur
One day, the Princess was feeling mischievous!
She didn’t like when the Wizard had to do lots of work and research
But she also loved pranking the Wizard too
She went to see Lucy to see if maybe she had any ideas!
They shared some snacks and the Princess shared some ideas to see if Lucy liked any
They thought a bunch but the Princess wanted something really funny!
But Lucy wanted more belly rubs
So the Princess rubbed guineabear belly while she thought
And Lucy made happy chirps
Eventually she started getting more hair all over the place!
Then the Princess had an idea!
Lucy thought it was a funny one!
So they started planning……..
When the Wizard came down for breakfast one day he found a tiny guineabear made out of fur on the table!
The Wizard smiled and thought that was cute!
He went to get some cereal and found another one in the bowl!
He laughed and set it next to the first one
Then he went to get some cereal and found another little Lucy sitting on top!
He put it next to the others
Then he went to get some tea
And found another little guineabear on top of the box!
And then ANOTHER inside it!
The Wizard thought it was funny
But he was beginning to wonder how many he would find
He put them all on the table with the first one
Then he went to grab a cup for his tea
And A BUNCH OF LUCY DOLLS CAME SPILLING OUT
They were all over the ground!
Made of guineabear fur
And there was one sticking it’s head out of each and every cup!
The Wizard began to worry that maybe he had done a spell wrong!
There were too many to even fit on the table!
Where had they all come from?!?!?
The Wizard ran upstairs to the Princess’ room
He knocked but didn’t hear an answer
The Wizard went in and tried to wake the Princess
Normally he would let her sleep
But he was getting worried
The Princess was under the covers, and the Wizard tried to shake her arm
But she was too squishy!!!!
The Wizard tried to peak under the blanket to see the Princess’ face and it was a little guineabear head looking back at him!!!
He ripped off the blanket!
There was stacks on stacks of guineabear dolls made from fur all up and down the bed!
There was no Princess here!
The Wizard was really worried! There was no Princess in her bed and there were fur guineabears everywhere!
He ran back to the kitchen!
And there was the Princess!
With a big smile on her face and a guineabear doll perched on her hair
And Lucy the guineabear was chirping up a storm through the window
They thought it was hilarious!!!
The Wizard realized he’d been pranked!
Bamboozled!
Hoodwinked!
He laughed with the Princess and she told him all about how she wished he could have seen his own face!
And that’s how the Princess and the guineabear Lucy pranked the Wizard for the first time
But definitely not the last…….